If the apocalypse comes, I'll have the following gear.
A tiny baseball bat.
A ripped up beat up backpack.
Books.
Fancy hats.
I'm pretty sure I'll survive for a long time, I mean, look at how well I'm prepared! But theres one thing that I really like- THE TINY BASEBALL BAT. It's so small, I think I bought it at a baseball game, I don't know what I was thinking. It's so small! I could see if I got two, then I could have like dual baseball bats?
So if you come at me with a normal sized baseball bat and a fez, I'm probably gonna surrender.
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