I hate advertizements

Was watching television, and when I see commercials with tiny text.. I pause them and read that tiny text. There was this one indian loan commercial that would give you a $5000 loan. If you pause and read the tiny text, to get this loan you basically have to pay 83 payments of $1000 or something like that. Which is just hilarious. But bad.

Basically, if one person signs that contract, they're set. Plus it's well hidden, and it has some random indian person. Can we trust indians? Maybe. Can we trust indian women? Probably. So if you don't pause to read the text and goto get your loan and theres nothing fishy on the contract because who reads contracts anyway and you sign.. you're basically screwed. For life.

Then they have advertizements which are just hilariously idiotic. Potty patch, litter box for dogs. Doesn't tell us how it works, does it really fast, and the commercial involves dogs urinating. Citi Kitty, basically teachs your cat to use the toilet. The commercial is fast, shows you cats sitting on the toilet, doesn't tell you how it works, and then tells you to buy now and then the commercial ends. These commercials are hilariously bad, and who would buy that product? Going onto the website tells you how it works, but come on, the product is outrageous, the commercial is fast and badly done, who is going to even go on the website? I am. And it's even more outrageous on the website.

If you go further into the land of ads and commercials, you get even more outrageous things. When I had FiOs, I got ads for Comcast. When I got Comcast, which I still have today, I got ads for FiOs.

Then again, I don't watch much television. Only use it for Doctor Who, actually. And baseball. I love baseball.